Our undercover photograph reveals the shocking working conditions in blogging centres in the north of England. Trained PR practitioners are required to toil late into the night in hot and airless rooms like this to meet their daily quota of blog entries, blog comments and trackback pings. Their screen-and-keyboard productivity is monitored by demanding supervisors known only as 'Stuart' and 'Bruce'. Those who don't achieve exacting Technorati rankings at the end of the month face dismissal. "Welcome to the new PR", as one worker gloomily told us.
The CIPR director general has vowed to lobby government to clamp down on the new blog economy. "I won't rest until the last undercover blog operation has been outlawed. There's no place for underground activity like this in a modern public relations profession," he said.
Good old clunky desktops. The only things missing are the leg shackles. Very nice :-)
Posted by: Andrea Weckerle | Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 06:34 PM
That's where my old Intel 486 computer went!
Posted by: Rob Skinner | Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 09:04 PM
Now that sight brings back memories :)
Posted by: Pieter | Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 10:32 PM
Lets hope Phil doesn't get wind of this or the next sweatshop could be opening in Sunderland anytime soon!
Posted by: Samantha Wilcox | Thursday, October 26, 2006 at 10:11 AM
Sounds like a typical day in many London agencies before blogging even took off!
Posted by: Ged | Thursday, October 26, 2006 at 08:41 PM
Many of us don't need imaginary shackles, they already exist!
Posted by: Ellee | Friday, October 27, 2006 at 09:27 PM